How I used to dread the onset of menopause but I have to say all the rumours were unfounded.
Follow my 10 Do's, (click on the image if you can't read it without squinting)
my 10 Don'ts and (click on the image if you can't read it without squinting)
thank your lucky stars that you no longer have periods. This chandelier is made entirely of tampons and I reckon I used way more than that when I had periods. Made by feminists and extremely well done I must say.
In reply to this comment by Anonymous - That Chandelier was made by Gorilla Girls in 2005 and hung at Venice Biennale. It is now a recognized piece of art from the Walsall Art Gallery. As a designer, I thought you would attribute the work. Not make it sound like you created it ... ?
READ THE COPY - Made by feminists and extremely well done I must say - I hardly think that sounds like I created it but thanks for the info, whoever you are.
OK so you get hot flushes but the countryside is full of wind farms to take yourself too.
Time to relax now the kids are up and gone,
you are as free as a bird
and never have to worry about getting pregnant again.
Feel better now?