Mine Still Looks Shit

I love a bit of rough luxe. That mix of totally shabby and pristine. However shabby the walls this spiral staircase looks amazing as does

 this beautiful lounge.

Peeling paint in the French sunshine is always a winner but

my wall on the terrace outside my cottage just doesn't hit the mark even when

the sun is shining. I need to paint it as it just looks shit.
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